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oh, the simple things(:

Hello, this is Alice.
Jul 22 '14

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

Jul 19 '14

(Source: sizvideos)

Jul 19 '14
officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

Jul 16 '14
Jul 16 '14

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

Jul 16 '14
bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

Jul 13 '14

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

(Source: storybookdisney)

Jul 11 '14

honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

(Source: vinegod)

Jul 10 '14

(Source: tvpixels)

Jul 9 '14

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)