29 5 / 2012
- Yo: *blink*
- Yo: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Permalink 10,169 notes
29 5 / 2012
WELL OF COURSE BEANS PREVENT CONSTIPATION. THEY MAKE YOU FART. POOT POOT.
LOL JUST BECAUSE OF THIS ^
(Source: siemprefresco)
Permalink 943 notes
