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Aug 28 '14

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

(Source: not-thefunniestblog)

Aug 28 '14

(Source: 2000ish)

Aug 28 '14

joannxe:

watching this at a drive in made it 10x better

(Source: marvelonly)

Aug 28 '14

neilnevins:

disneydrooler:

laughing because she is.

i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective

(Source: elsakingdom)

Aug 28 '14
Aug 28 '14

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)

Aug 28 '14

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

Jul 22 '14

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

Jul 19 '14

(Source: sizvideos)

Jul 19 '14
officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing